Monday, May 16, 2011

Dumb Laws In Georgia

If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
All sex toys are banned.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

City Laws in Georgia

Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
Athens-Clarke County
Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
Massage businesses may not sell alcohol on the side.
It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price. For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for $5 special.
Though being forced to close your business is bad enough, Athens-Clarke County forces one to obtain a license before holding a Going-Out-Of-Business sale.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
Owners of mules may not allow their animal to roam around Athens unsupervised.
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.
On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

College Basketball MY Bracketology Week Of January 13rd 2010

South
1.Texas
16.Lehigh
8.Vanderbilt
9.Minnesota
5.Connecticut
12.UAB
4.Tennessee
13.Siena
6.New Mexico
11.ST Marys Ca
3.Michigan State
14.Northern Colorado
7.Clemson
10.Northern Iowa
2.Villanova
15.UT San Antonio

WEST
1.Syracuse
16.Morgan State
8.Missouri
9.Butler
5.Wake Forest
12.Notre Dame
4.Kansas State
13.Kent State
6.UNLV
11.Mississippi State
3.Pittsburgh
14.Murray State
7.Oklahoma State
10.Dayton
2.Georgetown
15.Vermont

Midwest
1.Kentucky
16.Prarie View AM/Long Island
8.Texas Tech
9.Louisville
5.BYU
12.Cornell
4.Temple
13.Western KY
6.Georgia Tech
11.Ole Miss
3.Wisconsin
14.College of Charleston
7.Cincinatti
10.William And Mary
2.Duke
15.Oakland

East
1.Kansas
16.East Tenn State
8.Gonzaga
9.Ohio State
5.Baylor
12.Miami Florida
4.North Carolina
13.Louisiana Tech
6.Florida State
11.Charlotte
3.West Virginia
14.Pacific
7.Rhode Island
10.California
2 Purdue
15.Coastal Carolina

conference champs
american east  (1) Vermont
acc                 (6) Duke    at large  unc clemson wake forest miami florida georgia tech
A-10             (4)  Temple  at large rhode island dayton Charlotte
Big 12           (7)  Texas  at large Kansas Oklahoma State Kansas State Baylor Missouri Texas Tech
Big Sky         (1)  Northern Colorado
Big 10           (5)  Purdue  (at large  MIchigan State Wisconsin Ohio State Minnesota
Colonial        (1)  William And Mary
Horizon        (1)   Butler
Maac           (1)   Siena
Mountain West (3)  Byu   (at large  New Mexico UNLV
Ohio Valley      (1)   Murray State
Patriot             (1)   Lehigh
Southern        (1)  College of Charleston
Summit         (1)   Oakland
Swac           (1) Prarie View Am
West Coast  (2) Gonzaga (at large St Marys Ca
Big East      (9) Syracuse (at large villanova,west va,louisville,notre dame,pitt,georgetown,uconn,cicinatti
Big West    (1) Pacific
Meac         (1) Morgan State
A-Sun        (1) East Tennessee State
Big South   (1) Coastal Carolina
C-usa        (1)  UAB
IVY          (1) Cornell
Mac         (1)  Kent State
MVC       (1)  Northern Iowa
Northeast (1)  Long Island
Pac 10     (1)  California
Sec         (5)   Kentucky   (at large  Ole Miss Tennessee Mississippi State Vanderbilt
Southland  (1) UT San Antonio
Sunbelt      (1) Western KY
WAC       (1) Louisiana Tech

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

My Top 25 Mens Basketball Rankings Week of Decker 7th

Tw Lw 
1      1    _Kansas Jayhawks_                                                     7-0
2      2    _Texas Longhorns_                                                      6-0 
3      3    _ Villanova Wildcats_                                                    8-0 
4      4    _Purdue Boilermakers_                                                 7-0 
5      6    _Syracuse Orangemen_                                               8-0       
6      8    _Kentucky Wildcats_                                                    8-0
7     7     _West Virginia Mountaineers_                                     5-0 
8    10    _Florida Gators_                                                          8-0 
9     5     _Duke Blue Devils_                                                      7-1
10  12    _Tennessee Volunteers_                                            6-1
11  14   _Ohio State Buckeyes_                                               7-1
12  15   _Connecticut Huskies_                                                6-1 
13   9    _North Carolina Tar Heels_                                         7-2
14   11  _Michigan State Spartans_                                         6-2
15   18  _Texas Am Aggies_                                                    7-1
16   NR  _Texas Tech Red Raiders_                                        8-0 
17  13    _Washington Huskies_                                              6-1
18  19    _Georgia Tech Yellowjackets_                                  6-1
19  NR   _Wisconsin Badgers_                                                6-1 
20  21   _Cincinatti Bearcats_                                                5-1 
21  16   _Gonzaga Bulldogs_                                                  6-2 
22  NR  _UNLV Runnin Rebels_                                              7-0 
23  NR  _Georgetown Hoyas_                                               6-0 
24  25   _Notre Dame Fighting Irish_                                    8-1 
25  20   _Clemson Tigers_                                                    7-2 
dropped out of my top 25 this week 
17.       _Louisville Cardinals_                                               5-2 
22.       _Marquette Golden Eagles_                                    7-2 
23        _Tulsa Golden Hurricanes                                        7-1
24.       _Portland Piolets_                                                   6-2

outside my top 25 
26.        _Butler Bulldogs_                                                   6-2
27.        _Florida State_                                                     7-2 
28.        _Ole Miss Rebels_                                                 7-1 
29          _New Mexico Lobos_                                           8-0
30.         _Memphis Tigers_                                                5-1
31.         _Louisville Cardinals_                                           5-2
32.         _Miami Florida Hurricanes_                                  8-1 
33.          _Oklahoma State Cowboys_                              7-1 
34.          _Tulsa Hurricanes_                                            7-1
35.          _Kansas State Wildcats_                                   7-1 
36.          _Illinios Fighting Illini_                                        6-2 
37.          _St Johns Red Storm_                                       6-1 
38.          _Vanderbilt Commodores_                                7-1
39.          _Marquette Golden Eagles_                              7-2
40.          _Charlotte 49ners_                                           6-1
41.          _Baylor Bears_                                                 7-1
42.          _ Washington State Huskies_                          6-2 
43           _Seton Hall_                                                    6-0 
44.          _Northwestern Wildcats_                               6-1
45.          _St Marys California _                                   6-1